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Shows for March 2018

David Baddiel My Family: Not The Sitcom

Friday 2nd March at 7:30pm

Following a sold out run at London’s Menier Chocolate Factory and two critically-acclaimed West End runs, David Baddiel takes his Olivier-nominated one-man show to theatres nationwide. My Family: Not the Sitcom is a show about memory, ageing,  infidelity, dysfunctional relatives, moral policing on social media, golf, and gay cats. A massively disrespectful celebration of the lives of David Baddiel’s late sex-mad mother, Sarah, and dementia-ridden father, Colin. Come and be offended on David’s behalf! 

Tickets go on sale 10am Friday 19th May

Tickets: £25-50

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Milton Jones is Out There

Phil McIntyre Entertainments

Wednesday 7th March at 8pm

Milton Jones is Out There. No, really out there and this time he hasn't just forgotten his keys. He's holding up the mirror of truth to society, and he can see right through it, which means its probably just a window. In his brand new show he'll be putting his foot down and lifting the lid on the pedal bin of lies of the media (which doesn't include this press release obviously). He will also be scaling the heights of fashion at the risk of falling into a terrible cravat. Milton will be talking about his life so far - the ups, the downs and why buying his own see-saw was the best decision he ever made. But perhaps he should give all this up and seek the highest office in the land - but how do you get a desk and a swivel chair up a mountain? Oh and now he wants to be Prime Minister too. Can we do worse than the politicians we already have? Yes we can!

ABSURDIST ONE-LINE MASTERPIECES’

The Times

‘THE BEST ONE-LINER MERCHANT IN BRITISH COMEDY’

Chortle

‘Pun-derful Jones leaves the audience gagging for more’

*****

Metro

‘Jones’s one-liners reach a new height’

****

Time Out

‘Beautiful one liners so skillfully sculpted, you don’t know whether to laugh or put them on your mantlepiece’.

****

Guardian

@themiltonjones       miltonjones.com        facebook.com/miltoncomedyjones

Tickets: £26

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Message In A Bottle - A tribute to The Police

Friday 9th March at 7:30pm

Relive the iconic sound of The Police and front man Sting with this unmissable pitch-perfect production – Message in a Bottle: A Tribute to The Police

Fans of the legendary rock band won’t believe their ears as Message in a Bottle brings the stage alive with the magic of The Police’s greatest hits including ‘Every Breath You Take’, ‘Roxanne’, ‘Message in a Bottle’, ‘Walking on the Moon’, ‘So Lonely’, ‘Can’t Stand Losing’ and ‘Englishman in New York’.

Witness the raw talent shine through stunning vocals and flawless instrumentals, underpinned by an effortlessly cool stage presence and accompanied by captivating lighting – bringing an old-school nostalgia to this new wave tribute.    

Whether you’re a diehard fan or just a lover of great music, this energetic live show oozes authenticity and promises a medley of music that’s guaranteed to have you singing your heart out.

Check out the video here

Tickets: £19/£18

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Roy Chubby Brown

Friday 16th March at 7:30pm

Chubby doesn't hold back from sharing his outlandish views, sailing so close to the mark, even the most seasoned of fans will be gob-smacked! As politically as ever this live performance is the only place to catch this flamboyant comedian!

If easily offended please stay away!

Age Advisory 18+

Tickets: £20

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The Chicago Blues Brothers

Saturday 17th March at 7:30pm

Back with a Brand new production the Chicago Blues Brothers are taking you back to 1980 to finish the concert at the Palace ballroom hotel. Infectious, dazzling, riotous, exuberant and spirited, the legacy of Jake and Elwood has been jump-started for a new generation. The Chicago Blues Brothers are on a mission once again – in a high-octane, on-stage party you can’t afford to miss.

Tickets £24/£19 if booked before the 31st of December 2017

Tickets: £24/£19

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Ed Byrne

Tuesday 20th March at 8pm

I originally intended to call the show, “I’ll Millennial You in a Minute”, but my promoter considered the title, “off-puttingly baffling”.   That’s my own chainsaw in the photo, by the way.

Is life that bad or have we good reason to complain about it? Are we filled with righteous anger at a world gone wrong or are we all just a bunch of whiny little brats? In short, are we spoiled? Come and watch as Byrne takes this question, turns it upside down and shakes it until the funny falls out. Go on, spoil yourself.

‘Comedy’s Holy Grail. Go See!’  Sunday Times

 Recognized as one of the finest observational comics in the industry, Ed’s television credits are countless (provided you’re really bad at counting); Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You, The Graham Norton Show, Live At The Apollo, The One Show, Comic Relief Bake Off 2015, The World’s Most Dangerous Roads and, most recently, he and Dara O Brian filmed the follow up their Big Adventure  show for BBC2 entitled Dara and Ed’s Road to Mandalay

Recommended age 16+

www.edbyrne.com / TWITTER @MrEdByrne

Tickets: £24

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