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The Grumbleweeds Laughter Show

Sunday 10th September at 2:30pm

Join legendary comedy act 'The Grumbleweeds' for an afternoon of laughter,
music, magic and more! It's a show that's full to the brim with of
laugh-out-loud comedy routines, great female singer, a brilliant support comic, theatrical magic and fun for all the family!

See exactly what's kept The Grumbleweeds at the very top of their game for over 50 years as they perform some of their hilarious comedy routines in this non-stop variety spectacular.

Tickets: £15

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Sean Kelly and the Stars of Storage Hunters

a night of comedy and charity auction

Friday 29th September at 7:30pm

Star of Storage Hunters, Sean Kelly, the ever-smiling, ever-shouting auctioneer will be joined by

T-Money and Green Mile. Sean has led a crazy life... be prepared to learn a hell of a lot more about his unusual story in this raw and funny show. With hilarious tales, he’s done everything from holding a Top Secret military clearance and serving a combat tour in Iraq, catching shoplifters as an undercover store detective in Italy, travelling to over 80 countries around the world, headlining the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and with all of this, has still managed 25 years of marriage to his wife Lori.

Sean will be joined on-stage by T-Money and Green Mile who will both perform their own stand up sets and help with the auction finale of the show.

See the stars of Storage Hunters on stage in the UK together for the first time ever!

 

Audience are encouraged to bring along a cheeky item from home, to be auctioned off, with all proceeds going to Help for Heroes.

Recommended age 14+

Tickets: £21

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The Great British Take Off

Sunday 22nd October at 8pm

Starring Jon Culshaw & Bill Dare from Radio 4’s Dead Ringers Comedian and impressionist Jon Culshaw and legendary comedy producer Bill Dare come to Lancaster Grand Theatre for the first time following their sell-out tour earlier in the year.

Join us for an evening of unscripted, unrehearsed, spontaneous comedy and conversati
on as politicians, sports personalities and celebrities old and new are all up for a
roasting. You, the audience, help choose which characters appear and what direction the show takes.
Jon reveals the secrets of mimicry, and shares stories of some of the fascinating characters that coloured his childhood in Lancashire and his early career. Together with Bill he also reveals some of the mishaps and mayhem of life behind the scenes in television and on the celebrity circuit.
With a few surprises for the general public of Lancaster thrown in for good measure, The Great British Take Off is topical, satirical, anecdotal and highly entertaining; it's never
the same show twice.

 

 

Tickets: £20

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Paul Chowdhry - Live innit

Thursday 26th October at 8pm

Following his 2015 100 date sell-out tour, comedy powerhouse and star of Taskmaster, Live at The Apollo and Stand Up for the Week, Paul Chowdhry brings his highly anticipated new stand-up show to venues nationwide.  ‘It’s a rare and joyous thing to see a stand up so vibrant and imperiously on top of his game’ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ The Mail on Sunday

Tickets: £15

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Hypnotist - Andrew Newton

Wednesday 1st November at 7:30pm

“If you think it’s all about getting people to run round like chickens, think again! Newton offers fascinating insights into the mind, punctuated by spells of side-splitting laughter… Andrew Newton has a love of the absurd – his mischievous performance makes this a show not to be missed."

Sydney Morning Herald, May 2016

Tickets: £14/£9/ Family £35/ Child £5 / Book before Oct 1st Full price ticket £12

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Angelos & Barry - The New Power Generation

Wednesday 8th November at 8pm

Are you lost? Is your soul knackered? Are you disillusioned with the current state of things? If you answered yes to one of these then why not come along to see Angelos and Barry in The New Power Generation?

They will identify your weaknesses, expose them in front of everyone and then cure you 100% from whatever rubbish you might have. Like therapists and Gods rolled into one. Nothing is too much for them. They will show you how they did it, and then will show you what to do! Throw away your self-help books and join The New Power Generation for a guaranteed life transformation*.

*Life transformations do occur regularly, but if it doesn’t work for you, it’s got nothing to do with them, it’s very much your fault.

No refunds.

“Comedy pals’ barmy banter is a puerile delight.” The Guardian

 Skinner (Angelos) and Alex Lowe (Barry) leave their dignity at the door…  A ramshackle hour of quirky laughs.”  Evening Standard

 "They're an extension of a rich comic tradition, offering a generous handful of hilarious moments in this show." Chortle

Age recommendation 16+

Tickets: £15

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Jason Byrne - the Man With Three Brains

Saturday 11th November at 8pm

‘The Man With Three Brains’ is a brand new show from the highly acclaimed and extremely funny, Jason Byrne.

Jason has three brains which kick into action when he hits the stage. His left brain scans the audience and room, looking for improv moments. His right brain collates stand-up material and stunts, poised to dish out the funnies at speed. His centre brain is Jason’s coach, pushing him to the limit.

The fastest thinking comic around will not only trip himself up, but probably you too.

It’s been a busy few years for Byrne.  In addition to his extensive touring worldwide, his Radio 2 show was awarded the UK radio industry’s prestigious Sony Radio Gold Award.  As well as fronting a brand new studio based comedy chat show Jason Byrne's Snaptastic Show for TV3 in Ireland, he is co-host of Sky’s hugely popular new entertainment programme Wild Things on Sky1.

Also seen on Live at the Apollo (BBC1), The Royal Variety Show (ITV1), The John Bishop Show (BBC1), and Father Figure (BBC1) of which he is creator and star.

 

“Unmissable”

Evening Standard

“Watching a new Jason Byrne show is a bit like witnessing lightning in a botttle” –

Edinburgh Evening News

 “Byrne is consistently brilliant” –

The Metro

 “The outright king of live comedy”

 Times

 

www.jasonbyrne.ie                

Twitter: @theJasonByrne

Tickets: £19.50

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Dick Whittington

A Lancaster Footlights Production

Weekday evenings at 7.30pm matinees at 2.30pm Christmas Eve 2.30pm Boxing day at 2.30pm

Following on from last year's record breaking perfomance, Lancaster Footlights presents another fabulous and fun-filled  traditional family Pantomime - oh yes it is - with lots of music, dancing, jokes, laughter and audience participation.

Matinees (start at 2.30pm)  2, 3, 9, 10, 16, 23, 24, 26th December

Evenings (start at 7.30pm)  8, 15, 18, 20, 21, 22, 27, 28, 29th December

Sunday 17th Dec. Performances at 11am and 3pm

Tickets: £9.50/£8.50 conc family £33, Christmas Eve £10.50/£9.50 conc no family tickets, Boxing day £10.50/£9.50 conc no family tickets

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SOLD OUT Jason Manford - a work in progress

Thursday 14th December at 7:30pm

SOLD OUT!

“He's blessed with the sort of laid-back charm and sharp turn of phrase you can't manufacture” – Daily Telegraph                  

Jason Manford, is back with a work in progress show ahead of his national tour in 2018, which promises to feature a wealth of comedy anecdotes, misunderstandings and audience banter delivered with Jason’s likeable charm and teasingly intelligent wit.

 ‘Sunday Night at the Palladium’ (ITV1), ‘Live at the Apollo’ (BBC One), ‘Have I Got News For You’, (BBC One), QI (BBC Two) and ‘The Royal Variety Performance’ (ITV1) have all helped establish Jason as a nationally known comic.

“Effortlessly entertaining” – Evening Standard 

www.jasonmanford.com

Tickets: £15

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Roy Chubby Brown

Friday 16th March at 7:30pm

Chubby doesn't hold back from sharing his outlandish views, sailing so close to the mark, even the most seasoned of fans will be gob-smacked! As politically as ever this live performance is the only place to catch this flamboyant comedian!

If easily offended please stay away!

Age Advisory 18+

Tickets: £20

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Ed Byrne

Tuesday 20th March at 8pm

I originally intended to call the show, “I’ll Millennial You in a Minute”, but my promoter considered the title, “off-puttingly baffling”.   That’s my own chainsaw in the photo, by the way.

Is life that bad or have we good reason to complain about it? Are we filled with righteous anger at a world gone wrong or are we all just a bunch of whiny little brats? In short, are we spoiled? Come and watch as Byrne takes this question, turns it upside down and shakes it until the funny falls out. Go on, spoil yourself.

‘Comedy’s Holy Grail. Go See!’  Sunday Times

 Recognized as one of the finest observational comics in the industry, Ed’s television credits are countless (provided you’re really bad at counting); Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You, The Graham Norton Show, Live At The Apollo, The One Show, Comic Relief Bake Off 2015, The World’s Most Dangerous Roads and, most recently, he and Dara O Brian filmed the follow up their Big Adventure  show for BBC2 entitled Dara and Ed’s Road to Mandalay

Recommended age 16+

www.edbyrne.com / TWITTER @MrEdByrne

Tickets: £24

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Jimmy Tarbuck

Tuesday 25th July at 7:30pm

Top television comedian Jimmy Tarbuck swaps The London Palladium for Lancaster

Tarby, as he is known to millions of TV viewers, is one of the country’s most evergreen performers and amaster of light entertainment.
Having successfully spent more than 40 years in the notoriously fickle world of showbusiness, JimmyTarbuck has hosted numerous television shows, variety shows, chat shows and game shows and his cheekygrin and boy-next-door charms have won him fans far away from his native Liverpool.
However, Tarby is at his best in front of a live audience and during his date in Lancaster he will be sharing anecdotes, demonstrating his quickfire wit and thoroughly entertaining the audience in a show which promises comedy for grown-ups rather than adult comedy.
During the entertaining evening, Tarby will be using photos and video footage to take audiences on a nostalgic trip down memory lane with a wealth of hugely funny stories and anecdotes ranging from being at school and in the same class as John Lennon to playing golf with Bing Crosby.
The Liverpool born comic and entertainer was spotted by the late Val Parnell while working as a Butlins Redcoat, and made his TV debut aged 22 on Comedy Bandbox. Soon afterwards he made several guest appearances on Sunday Night Live At The London Palladium for Val Parnell until he became the resident compere in September 1965, aged just 25 years old.

After this fabulous start to his career, Jimmy was soon in great demand headlining top variety shows, and soon his own TV series’ followed. During the 1970s and 80s, Tarby was rarely off the screen as programmes such as The Jimmy Tarbuck Show, Winner Takes All, Tarby And Friends and the Live From … series attracted millions of TV viewers each week.
Following the decline of variety on television, Jimmy is in much demand as one of Britain’s top cabaret artistes and after-dinner speakers, and he regularly hosts many of the top award and business events. He is also a popular TV guest and when he is not entertaining his corporate, television and theatre audiences can be found on the golf course or supporting his beloved Liverpool Football Club.
During his illustrious career, Jimmy Tarbuck has achieved many awards as both an entertainer and a charity fundraiser. He has received the top Variety Club of Great Britain award of Showbusiness Personality of the Year and he has been made an Officer of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem for his charity work. He has also been honoured by an hour-long special of This Is Your Life and in 1994, was awarded the OBE for his services to showbusiness and charity. Jimmy is also President of Diabetes UK.
Join stage funnyman Jimmy Tarbuck OBE as he delivers a fantastically funny evening of comedy for grown-ups

Tickets: £23/£21.50 conc

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