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Sean Kelly and the Stars of Storage Hunters

a night of comedy and charity auction

Friday 29th September at 7:30pm

Star of Storage Hunters, Sean Kelly, the ever-smiling, ever-shouting auctioneer will be joined by

T-Money and Green Mile. Sean has led a crazy life... be prepared to learn a hell of a lot more about his unusual story in this raw and funny show. With hilarious tales, he’s done everything from holding a Top Secret military clearance and serving a combat tour in Iraq, catching shoplifters as an undercover store detective in Italy, travelling to over 80 countries around the world, headlining the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and with all of this, has still managed 25 years of marriage to his wife Lori.

Sean will be joined on-stage by T-Money and Green Mile who will both perform their own stand up sets and help with the auction finale of the show.

See the stars of Storage Hunters on stage in the UK together for the first time ever!

 

Audience are encouraged to bring along a cheeky item from home, to be auctioned off, with all proceeds going to Help for Heroes.

Recommended age 14+

Tickets: £21

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The Great British Take Off

Sunday 22nd October at 8pm

Starring Jon Culshaw & Bill Dare from Radio 4’s Dead Ringers Comedian and impressionist Jon Culshaw and legendary comedy producer Bill Dare come to Lancaster Grand Theatre for the first time following their sell-out tour earlier in the year.

Join us for an evening of unscripted, unrehearsed, spontaneous comedy and conversati
on as politicians, sports personalities and celebrities old and new are all up for a
roasting. You, the audience, help choose which characters appear and what direction the show takes.
Jon reveals the secrets of mimicry, and shares stories of some of the fascinating characters that coloured his childhood in Lancashire and his early career. Together with Bill he also reveals some of the mishaps and mayhem of life behind the scenes in television and on the celebrity circuit.
With a few surprises for the general public of Lancaster thrown in for good measure, The Great British Take Off is topical, satirical, anecdotal and highly entertaining; it's never
the same show twice.

 

 

Tickets: £20

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Paul Chowdhry - Live innit

Thursday 26th October at 8pm

Following his 2015 100 date sell-out tour, comedy powerhouse and star of Taskmaster, Live at The Apollo and Stand Up for the Week, Paul Chowdhry brings his highly anticipated new stand-up show to venues nationwide.  ‘It’s a rare and joyous thing to see a stand up so vibrant and imperiously on top of his game’ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ The Mail on Sunday

Tickets: £15

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Hypnotist - Andrew Newton

Wednesday 1st November at 7:30pm

“If you think it’s all about getting people to run round like chickens, think again! Newton offers fascinating insights into the mind, punctuated by spells of side-splitting laughter… Andrew Newton has a love of the absurd – his mischievous performance makes this a show not to be missed."

Sydney Morning Herald, May 2016

Please note the early bird tickets up to the end of September can only be booked through the box office.

Tickets: £14/£9/ Family £35/ Child £5 / Book before Oct 1st Full price ticket £12

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Angelos & Barry - The New Power Generation

Wednesday 8th November at 8pm

Are you lost? Is your soul knackered? Are you disillusioned with the current state of things? If you answered yes to one of these then why not come along to see Angelos and Barry in The New Power Generation?

They will identify your weaknesses, expose them in front of everyone and then cure you 100% from whatever rubbish you might have. Like therapists and Gods rolled into one. Nothing is too much for them. They will show you how they did it, and then will show you what to do! Throw away your self-help books and join The New Power Generation for a guaranteed life transformation*.

*Life transformations do occur regularly, but if it doesn’t work for you, it’s got nothing to do with them, it’s very much your fault.

No refunds.

“Comedy pals’ barmy banter is a puerile delight.” The Guardian

 Skinner (Angelos) and Alex Lowe (Barry) leave their dignity at the door…  A ramshackle hour of quirky laughs.”  Evening Standard

 "They're an extension of a rich comic tradition, offering a generous handful of hilarious moments in this show." Chortle

Age recommendation 16+

Tickets: £15

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Jason Byrne - the Man With Three Brains

Saturday 11th November at 8pm

‘The Man With Three Brains’ is a brand new show from the highly acclaimed and extremely funny, Jason Byrne.

Jason has three brains which kick into action when he hits the stage. His left brain scans the audience and room, looking for improv moments. His right brain collates stand-up material and stunts, poised to dish out the funnies at speed. His centre brain is Jason’s coach, pushing him to the limit.

The fastest thinking comic around will not only trip himself up, but probably you too.

It’s been a busy few years for Byrne.  In addition to his extensive touring worldwide, his Radio 2 show was awarded the UK radio industry’s prestigious Sony Radio Gold Award.  As well as fronting a brand new studio based comedy chat show Jason Byrne's Snaptastic Show for TV3 in Ireland, he is co-host of Sky’s hugely popular new entertainment programme Wild Things on Sky1.

Also seen on Live at the Apollo (BBC1), The Royal Variety Show (ITV1), The John Bishop Show (BBC1), and Father Figure (BBC1) of which he is creator and star.

 

“Unmissable”

Evening Standard

“Watching a new Jason Byrne show is a bit like witnessing lightning in a botttle” –

Edinburgh Evening News

 “Byrne is consistently brilliant” –

The Metro

 “The outright king of live comedy”

 Times

 

www.jasonbyrne.ie                

Twitter: @theJasonByrne

Tickets: £19.50

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Dick Whittington

A Lancaster Footlights Production

Weekday evenings at 7.30pm matinees at 2.30pm Christmas Eve 2.30pm Boxing day at 2.30pm

Following on from last year's record breaking perfomance, Lancaster Footlights presents another fabulous and fun-filled  traditional family Pantomime - oh yes it is - with lots of music, dancing, jokes, laughter and audience participation.

Matinees (start at 2.30pm)  2, 3, 9, 10, 16, 23, 24, 26th December

Evenings (start at 7.30pm)  8, 15, 18, 20, 21, 22, 27, 28, 29th December

Sunday 17th Dec. Performances at 11am and 3pm

Tickets: £9.50/£8.50 conc family £33, Christmas Eve £10.50/£9.50 conc no family tickets, Boxing day £10.50/£9.50 conc no family tickets

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SOLD OUT Jason Manford - a work in progress

Thursday 14th December at 7:30pm

SOLD OUT!

“He's blessed with the sort of laid-back charm and sharp turn of phrase you can't manufacture” – Daily Telegraph                  

Jason Manford, is back with a work in progress show ahead of his national tour in 2018, which promises to feature a wealth of comedy anecdotes, misunderstandings and audience banter delivered with Jason’s likeable charm and teasingly intelligent wit.

 ‘Sunday Night at the Palladium’ (ITV1), ‘Live at the Apollo’ (BBC One), ‘Have I Got News For You’, (BBC One), QI (BBC Two) and ‘The Royal Variety Performance’ (ITV1) have all helped establish Jason as a nationally known comic.

“Effortlessly entertaining” – Evening Standard 

www.jasonmanford.com

Tickets: £15

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Menopause the Musical

4.30pm and 7.30pm

Starring Cheryl Fergison (EastEnders),  Maureen Nolan (The Nolans), Rebecca Wheatley (Casualty) and Hilary O’Neil (ITV’s Copy Cats). Menopause the Musical is heading out on another UK wide tour. This hysterical show packed full of one-liners about night sweats, hot flushes and memory loss is backed by an instantly recognisable soundtrack of innuendo-laden versions of 60s, 70s and 80s pop classics.

 An all-singing, all-dancing comedy set in a department store, where four women with seemingly nothing in common, meet by chance and make fun of their woeful lives experiencing “The Change”. They soon bond as they realise that the menopause is no longer “The Silent Passage”, but an unavoidable stage in every woman’s life.

The hysterical and uplifting Menopause The Musical will have you laughing, and singing, all the way home.

The show has played sold out-out tours across the world so call your girlfriends and book now for the ultimate girls night out.

Join us on Facebook at “Menopause The Musical UK Tour”

Age advisory +16

Tickets: £25

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Roy Chubby Brown

Friday 16th March at 7:30pm

Chubby doesn't hold back from sharing his outlandish views, sailing so close to the mark, even the most seasoned of fans will be gob-smacked! As politically as ever this live performance is the only place to catch this flamboyant comedian!

If easily offended please stay away!

Age Advisory 18+

Tickets: £20

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Ed Byrne

Tuesday 20th March at 8pm

I originally intended to call the show, “I’ll Millennial You in a Minute”, but my promoter considered the title, “off-puttingly baffling”.   That’s my own chainsaw in the photo, by the way.

Is life that bad or have we good reason to complain about it? Are we filled with righteous anger at a world gone wrong or are we all just a bunch of whiny little brats? In short, are we spoiled? Come and watch as Byrne takes this question, turns it upside down and shakes it until the funny falls out. Go on, spoil yourself.

‘Comedy’s Holy Grail. Go See!’  Sunday Times

 Recognized as one of the finest observational comics in the industry, Ed’s television credits are countless (provided you’re really bad at counting); Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You, The Graham Norton Show, Live At The Apollo, The One Show, Comic Relief Bake Off 2015, The World’s Most Dangerous Roads and, most recently, he and Dara O Brian filmed the follow up their Big Adventure  show for BBC2 entitled Dara and Ed’s Road to Mandalay

Recommended age 16+

www.edbyrne.com / TWITTER @MrEdByrne

Tickets: £24

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