

While the world is healing its inner child, Sophie's lost one of hers in Asda. Everyone else is cleansing their gut; she's burning hers with three spicy margaritas on a Wednesday. She's desperate to go further in life. Unfortunately, she forgot to charge the electric car. Again.
She wants to change the world. She just can't be arsed to change herself.
Long live the Queenage Dirtbag.