Lancaster Grand

Shows for March 2018

Roy Chubby Brown

Friday 16th March at 7:30pm

Chubby doesn't hold back from sharing his outlandish views, sailing so close to the mark, even the most seasoned of fans will be left gob-smacked! As politically incorrect as ever this live performance is the only place to catch the flamboyant comedian!

If easily offended please stay away!

Age advisory 18+

Tickets: £20

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Alysia Gilda

Sunday 18th March at 3pm

Alysia and her pupils are delighted to be returning to the prestigious Grand

Theatre stage where her students love to perform. The exciting show contains

extracts from popular musicals as well as traditional sequences of ballet

and tap dancing. Come along and join the fun!

Please note: the start time is 3pm not 8pm listed in the brochure

Tickets: £9 / £7 conc

This show is in the past.

Ed Byrne

Tuesday 20th March at 8pm

I originally intended to call the show, “I’ll Millennial You in a Minute”, but my promoter considered the title, “off-puttingly baffling”.   That’s my own chainsaw in the photo, by the way.

Is life that bad or have we good reason to complain about it? Are we filled with righteous anger at a world gone wrong or are we all just a bunch of whiny little brats? In short, are we spoiled? Come and watch as Byrne takes this question, turns it upside down and shakes it until the funny falls out. Go on, spoil yourself.

‘Comedy’s Holy Grail. Go See!’  Sunday Times

 Recognized as one of the finest observational comics in the industry, Ed’s television credits are countless (provided you’re really bad at counting); Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You, The Graham Norton Show, Live At The Apollo, The One Show, Comic Relief Bake Off 2015, The World’s Most Dangerous Roads and, most recently, he and Dara O Brian filmed the follow up their Big Adventure  show for BBC2 entitled Dara and Ed’s Road to Mandalay

Recommended age 16+ / TWITTER @MrEdByrne

Tickets: £24

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Jennifer's Dancers

Saturday 24th March at 6pm and Sunday 25th at 3pm

Jennifer's dancers returnwith their annual street dance showcase; dancers aged 4 and upwards from Morecambe, Lancaster, Carnforth. Milnthorpe and Kendal will be showcasing their street dancing talents including locking, popping, tutting, hip hop, breakdance, house and many more street dance styles all rolled into one fun, upbeat and creative showcase.

for child tickets pleas ring the Box office  01524 65695

Tickets: £8

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Easter Panto - Alice in Wonderland

Monday 26th March at 3pm and 7pm

Alice is enjoying her picnic when she sees the most curious of sights: a white rabbit talking to himself. Following the rabbit down a rabbit hole, Alice finds herself in the fantastical Wonderland, inhabited by the dame: Duchess Dolly, the bonkers Mad Hatter, the evil The Queen of Hearts and her henchmen Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dee. Will Alice find her way back? Or will she find true love in Wonderland? All will be revealed Easter 2018…


Starring Britain’s Got Talent winner ASHLEIGH BUTLER and her dog SULLY alongside Children’s TV Legend DAVE BENSON PHILLIPS and FURTHER STAR CASTING STILL TO BE ANNOUNCED, come and join us on this laugh a minute all-singing, all-dancing panto ride through Wonderland!

For Family tickets please call the box Office   01524 64695

Tickets: £15/£14 conc/Family £50

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The War of the Worlds

Wednesday 28th March at 7:30pm

“No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's…”


…And fewer would have believed in the first years of the twenty-first century that H. G. Wells’ science fiction classic would be performed live by just four actors with intelligences lesser than average…


The critically-acclaimed Pantaloons invade the stage in this funny yet faithful new adaptation as they use musical instruments, puppetry and, um, enthusiasm to recreate deadly heat-rays, giant fighting-machines, squidgy tentacled Martians and interplanetary warfare on an epic scale. The chances of success? A million to one…


“Part alternative rock band, part thespian… wholly charming.” The Times

Tickets: £15 / £14/ child £10

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Tickets can be collected from the box office in advance or half an hour before the show.